Merry Xmas  As this year comes to a close I decided to share a few  Of My Favorite Naughty Christmas Poems.

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The Christmas Fairy( Unknown Author)

I sit atop your Christmas tree,

All clad in pink, a real fairy.
The reason I appear so glum,
The sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.

 

 

The Grinch (Clayboyn)

I was parking my sleigh in the garage out back,

When Misses Clause started tugging on my sack.

I was caught by surprise and said “HO HO HO!”

Then delivered that package, rain sleet or snow.

Her jingle bell tassels we’re pitching quite a fit,

Then an elf walked up and asked to snowball it.

I was like, fuck it, but first bring me a cookie?

That’s when Rudolph proceeded to drop a dookie.

That’s the year Christmas got that awful stench,

I turned myself green and decided to be the Grinch.

 

 

Rudolph the Rampant( Unknown Author)

Rudolph has been grounded
And severely reprimanded
The cause is his nocturnal activity
During the season of the nativity
Donner has been knocked up
And Vixen is a favourite tup
There are many more names
Who’ve played his reindeer games
He is insatiable, even the boys
Have fallen victim of his joys
Now Santa has had enough
Since he mounted Billy Goat Gruff

Brandishing Your Mistletoe ( Unknown Author)

It’s Christmas Eve so off you go
Start brandishing your mistletoe
March off purposely through the snow
To find yourself a Christmas ho

 

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